  Jay Dubya
Jay Dubya is the pen name of John Weissner, an extremely talented author. Mr. Dubya is a retired English teacher after teaching in public schools for thirty-four years, which is quite an accomplishment. He is married to Joanne and has three grown sons. Jay Dubya lives in Hammonton, New Jersey. He is a multi-published author in several different genres.
-- Jennifer LB Leese, It's Only Ink! www.geocities.com/ladyjiraff/writers.html
Jay has spent over twenty years writing and refining the twenty seven books/novels he has published in hardcover and electronic formats. He enjoys listening to ‘50s music, and also likes songs by the Beatles, the Beach Boys, the Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac, the Eagles and John Fogarty. Jay’s a big 76ers basketball as well as a Phillies and New York Yankees baseball fan.
Jay Dubya's Best Sellers
 Mauled Maimed Mangled Mutilated Mythology
Frat' Brats
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II
Nine New Novellas
Nine New Novellas, Part II
Nine New Novellas, Part III
Nine New Novellas, Part IV
So Ya' Wanna' Be A Teacher!
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics II
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics III
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics IV
Wholly Book of Genesis
Wholly Book of Exodus
Black Leather & Blue Denim, A 50's Novel
The Great Teen Fruit War, A 1960’ Novel
Ron Coyote, Man of La Mangia
Pieces of Eight
Pieces of Eight II
Pieces of Eight III
Pieces of Eight IV
Space Bugs, Earth Invasion
The Eighteen Story Gingerbread House
Pot of Gold
Enchanta
Two Baker's Dozen
Short Stories & Articles
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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics 
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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics is author Jay Dubya's twelfth e-book. The work satirizes thirteen famous literature' classic stories. From American literature Mark Twain's "Jumping Frog," "The Legend of Paul Bunyan" and Edgar Allan Poe's "Tell-Tale Heart" are given an adult-spin and thoroughly rewritten.
British literature is also broadsided with adult satirical renditions of "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight," "A Robin Hood Adventure" and "Gulliver in Lilliput."
Greek Mythology is also given a new interpretation with humorous versions of the myths "Odysseus and the Cyclops" from Homer's "Odyssey," "Daedalus and Icarus," "Pandora," "King Midas" and "Prometheus and Fire" being given entirely new slants. Finally, author Jay Dubya gives a new twist to the Biblical classic "David and Goliath."
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Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II
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Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II is adult literature satirizing classic children’s stories and the work is written in the spirit of its predecessor Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces. The new work FFFF&FF Part II features adult language, adult content and adult satirical humor.
Author Jay Dubya goes right to work corrupting familiar children’s stories The Three Scruffy Gruffy Billy Goats, The Gay Tailor Who Became King, Petey Rabbit, Thumbilisa Thumbilina, The Emperor’s Invisible Clothes and Goldie Lox and the Three Ursas.
Several British legends are re-invented with hilarious adult renditions of St. George Slays the Dragon and Arthur Becomes King of England. Greek myths are imaginatively sabotaged with comical presentations of Daphne’s Daft Daffiness, Bellerophon’s Marathon Adventure, Baucis and Philemon, Psyche and Stupid Cupid and Atalantas’s Last Race.
Other popular children’s stories that are put into adult parodies are Pinocchio’s Personality Problem, The Wolf and the Seven Lame Lambs, The Sorcerer’s Un-resourceful Apprentice and Peter Pansy Does Kensington Gardens.
Finally Author Jay Dubya presents very amusing renditions of the classic tales Alice Visits Wonderland and Aladdin’s Little Lamp. Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II is definitely not written for or to be read by children.
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Two Baker's Dozen
Two Baker's Dozen is a collection of twenty-six short stories. It contains original works of science fiction, paranormal and mystery.Many of the stories feature suspense and surprise-endings, and writing techniques that the author enjoys utilizing.
- "Story Behind the Headlines", "Irrigation Irritation", "Illumination"
- "Double Play", "Calendar Man", "New Jersey Transit"
- "The FITS Project", "Life on the Blueberry Farm", "The Stealth Auto' Device"
- "Mariner X", "The Disfavored Son", "Double Trouble"
- "The Bed", "The Alien Minority", "City Councilmen"
- "Fixtures", "The Jewelry Box", "The Victim"
- "Justification", "Cemetery Walk", "The Fountain of Youth"
- "Modern Mythology", "Higher Stakes", "The Traffic Ticket War"
- "Family Resentment", "The Pondarosa"
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Frat' Brats, A '60s Novel
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Frat’ Brats is the third novel of a coming of age trilogy started by Black Leather and Blue Denim, A ‘50s Novel and The Great Teen Fruit War, A 1960 Novel, exclusively written for a mature reading audience.
In Frat’ Brats J. W. attends a South Jersey teachers college and prepares for a professional life in the real economic world. Soon he and his friends join an off-campus non-sanctioned fraternity Lambda Phi Sigma, and that’s when the freshman’s life suddenly becomes very interesting and conflict-oriented. The Lambda Phi’s must respond to dangerous incidents and harassment perpetuated by two established rival male fraternities, the Delta Alpha Omegas and the Tau Kappa Epsilons, which have the endorsement and support of the college deans. Conflict soon escalates into life-threatening hazing. J.W. obtains the assistance of an old high school friend Goose Restuccio, the son of a New Jersey Mafia kingpin who aids the Lambdas in their struggles against the school administration and against the two competing favored fraternities.
Frat Brats combines action/adventure with romance and many surprising developments among very interesting characters in the culturally dynamic and historically explosive time setting of 1961-’65. J.W. and his fellow Lambdas manage to survive several kidnappings, unique hostage situations, snakes, manure pits, diving horses, Brahma bulls, bucking broncos, an exciting boat chase, moving train caboose initiation boardings’, a daring panty raid, a nudist colony and a fantastic Florida spring break along with a series of other imaginative ordeals to finally graduate and then help the Lambda Phi’s fight the Second Battle of Salamis against the formidable rich-kid Delta Alpha Omegas to bring closure to the ongoing fraternity war.
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Pieces of Eight - Science Fiction Short Stories
by: Jay Dubya
Pieces of Eight is a collection of eight imaginative novellas. Themes represented in the work are science fiction, humor, paranormal, horror, psychological drama and astrology fulfillment.- "In Quest of Argentum" -- Science Fiction
- "The Inimitable Dr. Spencer" -- Science Fiction
- "Winslow Junction" -- Paranormal/Psychic Fiction
- "The Voodoo Dimension" -- Paranormal/Psychic Fiction
- "Olympus Lives" -- Humorous Mythology
- "What Goes Around Comes Around" -- Psychological/Revenge Thriller
- "The Trespassers" -- Revenge/Murder
- "A Video Horoscope" -- Astrological Fulfillment
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Nine New Novellas
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Nine New Novellas is author Jay Dubya’s fifth story collection written in the spirit of Pieces of Eight, Part I, II, III and IV bringing the writer’s novella total to forty-one.
- "Friendship” is a unique tale that mixes suspense with a revenge plot, “The Unique Juke Box” is a sci-fi time travel adventure and “Rock, Paper, Scissors” describes dramatic conflict betweengroups of doctors, lawyers and Mafia members.
- “The UFO Magnet” is a science fiction thriller. “Signals” shows a relationship between ESP and communication with other dimension’ spirits and “Drama and Trauma” depicts a hospital patient’s strange utterances before the specter of death envelops him.
- Finally, “Red, White and Blue America” is a chilling futuristic tale, “The Power of Suggestion” has a fascinating hypnosis and reincarnation theme and “June 30, 1956 is an imaginative tale about a man and his extraordinary psychic powers.
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Pieces of Eight, Part IV
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Pieces of Eight, Part IV is a collection of eight short stories/novellas that complement the eight appearing in Pieces of Eight, the eight in Pieces of Eight, Part II and the eight novellas represented in Pieces of Eight, Part III. “Freeze Frames” and “The Rings of Saturn” are paranormal tales; whereas, “Expedition Earth” and “Stairway to Heaven” lean more toward the science fiction side of popular literature.
“The Seven Statues” and “Salientia” mix elements of science fiction and paranormal experience. “The Price of Bigotry” is a surprise ending hate-crime’ murder story, and “The Love Tree” incorporates science fiction, romantic and paranormal elements in its presentation.
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Ron Coyote, Man of La Mangia
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Ron Coyote, Man of La Mangia (384 pages) is adult literature featuring adult humor, language and situations. The novel is a satire/parody on Miguel Cervantes' Don Quixote, published in 1605. The Author Jay Dubya (J.W.) assumes the pseudonym Sir Vantes. Under the humorous surface, the book is also a serious and important work that identifies and describes the decline of WASP morality in America.
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Wholly Book of Exodus
by: Jay Dubya
The Wholly Book of Exodus is humorous adult literature that features adult situations, language and content. The book satirizes the Israelite' captivity in Egypt, the birth of Moses, the power struggles between Pharaoh and Moses, the Great Exodus from Egypt to Canaan and the parting of the Red Sea. Manna from Heaven, Moses receiving the Ten Commandments on Mt. Sinai and the construction of the Ark of the Covenant are also satirized.
The author, a former English teacher, humorously analyzes the many grammatical problems evident throughout Exodus such as poor pronoun-antecedent constructions, mindless redundancies and weak organization and expression of Biblical content.
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